Driver Stories

Ambrose Bierce lived in the early nineteen hundreds, an accomplished writer, and satirist he wrote a book, published in 1906 called The Devils Dictionary. I could never hope to have his skill as a journalist or writer, that said I will make a sad attempt to copy his style a little and bring it into the twenty first century, and hope he doesn’t roll over in his grave, I think he would understand.

The Drivers Dictionary

Terror

Waiting at a light trying to turn, watching as a twenty something blond driving a large S.U.V,hurtling toward you while she’s talking on her cell phone.

Heart Attack

Making a left turn behind a vehicle, and watching as the car stops short of the intersection leaving you exposed to an eighteen-wheel tractor-trailer who is bearing down on you with air horns blasting.